Rexworthy is both a deity and a swashbuckler. His worshipers receive complimentary swordplay training sessions along with organic food-buying tips. Rexworthy is not a god to be trifled with and often turns on his worshipers for no apparent reason. He is known for being fond of both the raw and slow food movements as well as staging elaborately choreographed Displays of Wrath!
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Does he employ Gnostic Youth Death Pastors and Raw Foodist Chefs?
He most certainly does. In addition, his churches often serve smoothies at the altar in addition to careful dispensation of secret knowledge.
What are the contents of a Rexworthy smoothy?
A typical Rexworthian smoothie would contain non-fat plain organic yogurt, golden organic flaxseed meal, organic carrot and pomegranate juice, organic shiitake mushrooms, organic spinach and organic blueberries - maybe some organic soymilk.
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